FINE. I DON’T HAVE A PICTURE CAUSE I’VE NEVER MADE IT, but it sounds kinda badass.

Floofy scrambled eggies. American cheese. Mozzarella cheese. A splash of salsa verde. Topped with crispy hashbrown bits. Because lets face it, dry January has sucked and you need to do something wild.

Allergens: egg, gluten, dairy.